Key's Pregnant?!

One day...there was a group named: SHINee...

They were really famous. In their group, many people thought there was a couple...named JongKey...and there was!

Is that proof enough?
No?
I swear...Jonghyun is gay! Look:

Anyways, many, many days later JongKey broke up and it became Minho and Jonghyun a couple-not Jonghyun and Key. Key went to Taemin, his baby~

Well, unfortunetly, weeks later, after a concert, U-KISS's Dongho & Kevin were hanging out with Key at their dorm. Key had went and used their bathroom, soon leaving and accidentally leaving something behind...
So, Dongho found it and...

They called Key, informing him of what he already knew. He said, "Neh. It is Taemin's child."
But he was lying~

It is actually Jonghyun's!

So...

Manager Hyung tries to tell Taemin...

 Key tries to tell Minho..in a funny way...

 Minho reveals it on TV...and Onew makes a weird face as his reaction....

 This happens with Minho & Jonghyun..

Then miraculously...a magazine article comes out and a commercial...here's the results:

MAGAZINE:

TV Commercial thingy:

Everything seems normal in the SHINee world..

Except, Jonghyun is really half-dinosaur...

Minho keeps flirting with Taemin...

And Onew...

I can't explain Onew. He just loves chicken...too much. Oh! I forgot, Key is pregnant with twin boys~! ^_^

(Disclaimer: I do not own these. I based this off of what's happening in my roleplay. But not everything in this happened. Just: Key is pregnany with Jonghyun's baby. Jonghyun is now with Minho - Key with Taemin...and Onew loves chicken. I made up the rest from the macros. It's not funny, but I am bored...so ENJOY! :D )

Being Immature :P

So, earlier today, my friends and I (Loud Mouth and Bob) were goofing off and talking about Loud Mouth's crush. Her crush is on someone in 7th grade and we're in...9th. Yeah. Well, me and Bob slipped a note into her crush's locker. We laughed about it...wondering what he would say, ect.

When lunch rolled around (and it was pouring outside), I stood outside, waiting on Loud Mouth and as soon as she appears, so does her crush. At first, I wondered what his answer was...and Loud Mouth was extremely nervous. Then...out of no where...he asks:

"Do you know who [insert Loud Mouth's real name here] is?"

I laughed so hard it was unbelievable! I was like:

Loud Mouth was laughing kinda and said, "That's my name, stupid."

He was all, "I thought so."

So, after everything happened with that...around 7th period-which that is last hour-Loud Mouth is in my Art class with me and she walks up and says..

Now, before I say this...I was thinking, "OMO! He said 'yes'! OMO!"

She showed me the note and...

He circled 'yes' and 'no'.

So, Loud Mouth asks one of our classmates, Bryan, what that means...he simply replied, "Maybe he is being nice. The real answer is probably 'no'."

After school ended, Loud Mouth confronted her crush to find out the answer....well..

"I drew a big 'NO', dummy!" he tells her.

I never laughed so hard at that or today..

NO JOKE.

Let's say, instead of looking like Jonghyun and looking really...weird and retarded while laughing my head off, I looked like CL. A simply, funny laugh...where I didn't look like a complete retard...which I did.

and ANNYEONG~~~ *waves weirdly*